BoingBoing: Funny story about computer confiscation in Denmark
We moved into my roommate’s room.
She has an original iMac.
‚We have your roommate’s permission to confiscate her computer,‘ the Ichabod Crane one said.
‚Whatever,‘ Ⅰ said. They had already assured me that we would get our laptops back that afternoon, so Ⅰ figured the damage had already been done. Ichabod started rooting around under her desk.
‚Where’s the computer?‘ he said.
‚On the desk. That’s the computer,‘ Ⅰ said.
‚No, the computer.‘
‚That’s the computer, dude.‘
‚That’s the screen.‘ He had lapsed into the voice you use when you explain to your 6-year-old cousin how the toaster works. ‚I mean the compuuuuuter. Understand?‘
‚Dude. That’s the whole computer. Right there. The blue object the size of an armadillo.‘
‚No. Where the daaaaata goes. The computer part.‘
‚That is the computer. For Hell!‘ Danish swear words aren’t as satisfying.
‚So that’s the entire computer, right there?‘
Ⅰ was standing there with a look on my face like Ⅰ was watching a dog walk on its hind legs.
‚New technology, huh?‘ he said.
Ⅰ blew the dust off the keyboard and handed it to him. ‚Do you mind if Ⅰ check your badge again?‘
Im Original @ Rottin‘ in Denmark gehts noch weiter: How the team at ‚CSI: Denmark‘ stole my computer
Could one of your friends have committed this crime on your computer, when you weren’t looking?‘
‚I have unsecured internet. That means anyone can use it.‘
‚You mean your neighbors can log on to this internet connection?‘
‚YES THEY CAN. UNSECURED.‘
‚Oh. So maybe this wasn’t done on your computer, just on your wireless network.‘
‚Will wonders never motherfucking cease. Yes. It could have been anyone.‘
LOL
Oh, ich sehe bis zum Admartinator ist es auch durchgedrungen. 
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